The handy butt face towel

There’s not much to say about the charmingly named ‘Butt Face Towel,’ since the product literally spells it out for you. I won’t even bother making a cheeky crack about it, although its clearly begging for one. I can think of a slogan for them, though: ‘Butt Face Towels. We’ve got you covered – sort of.’

If you are going for a certain decorating motif, however, these boldly labeled towels could be helpful. Perhaps you only stock your pantry with generic household items. Why, these towels would fit right in! That’s a rather narrow marketing niche, though. I’ll bet these towels are more popular in Felix/Oscar households, where the more OCD of the pair wants a bit of psychological reassurance when drying off.

What I still don’t get is that these towels claimto be part of a ‘4 piece set,’ and I only saw 3 items, which begs the question: exactly what is this mysterious 4th piece? Any ideas? Kinda reminds me of the type of questions you get on certain IQ and personality tests, for example: butt/face is to towel as ear/wig is to …

On the other hand, perhaps the 4th item in this towel set was deemed obscene. I really don’t know. As I said, there’s not much to be said about the Butt Face towel.